{"id":137,"date":"2006-01-20T19:56:16","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T11:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/wordpress\/?p=137"},"modified":"2015-04-24T16:19:46","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T08:19:46","slug":"when-uncle-police-not-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/wordpress\/when-uncle-police-not-around\/","title":{"rendered":"When Uncle Police Not Around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That day I read Daily Express and saw the title &#8220;Sabah is the Safest State&#8221;. Seem like someone can&#8217;t wait to blow the trumpet, as if it is a big achievement. If you remember <a HREF=\"\/wordpress\/?p=63\">my blog last time<\/a>, I wonder if the remote district police also asked the kampung people to take a plane to KK police HQ to report the crime. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/images\/2006\/20060120.jpg\" alt=\"Hot Pepper Spray\" \/> To see how safe our place is, just wear shiny jewellery, take a big handbag and walk on the street. If anything happens to you, the insurance company will not pay you coz you intentionally exposed yourself to life-risking crises that generally all locals would avoid doing.<\/p>\n<p>I am not going to have a long talk to prove if the statistics is valid. No matter it is correct or not, we need to learn to protect ourselves. I travel alone quite often so I always got a Hot Pepper Spray with me. I bought it last year and gee&#8230; no expiry date one. Not sure how long it can last. Otherwise I can use it to season my burger before it expires.<\/p>\n<p>At home, I also got something to protect myself against those burglars that break into my house. See the picture below&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/images\/2006\/20060120_2.jpg\" alt=\"Weapon\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Aiyak, sorry lah, not this one&#8230; No, I don&#8217;t have this thing next to my bed. No, I don&#8217;t plan to nail it to the brain of the burglar so he will become retarded for the rest of his life. I also will not use it to nail the leg of burglar so he can&#8217;t escape. No&#8230; I will not use it though I know it is ten times more effective than baseball bat.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/images\/2006\/20060120_3.jpg\" alt=\"Baton\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Ya, this is the one. I bought this baton at Karamunsing&#8217;s Parkson. Cost me only RM7&#8230; Later I will buy another one to put in my car, mainly for &#8220;self-defense&#8221;, for example, breaking someone&#8217;s car window, show it during a negotiation&#8230; Hockey stick is also cool. Haha&#8230; people would think that I am a sport lover if they see me buying baseball bat, hiking stick, spear and hockey stick.<\/p>\n<p>Below are more recommended weapons to have. Get them if you can:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mysabah.com\/images\/2006\/20060120_4.jpg\" alt=\"More weapons\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That day I read Daily Express and saw the title &#8220;Sabah is the Safest State&#8221;. 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